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I hate flying but I love these announcements. Why the poor bugger who knows nothing about the language has to read it out I have no idea.
I imagine BA’s attempts at French or German are equally brilliant.
If LAN or any airline is interested in my services as an English teacher (and they should be), I’d be more than happy to help. 🙂