This week’s stories will make you laugh, but they also remind us to pay attention to our surroundings and to the words coming out of our mouths when we’re on the road in unfamiliar cultures–lest we unwittingly plant images of cheeses coated in bodily fluids in the minds of our new friends, or enrage swordfish-wielding Italian chefs.
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“It started out like any other beginners’ English class. My students were chatting about morning routines when out it slipped.
‘In the morning, I have a big Cock,’ he announced, smiling shyly at his classmates, pleased with himself.
Susana joined in. ‘I don’t like Coca-Cola,’ she said, ‘but I love coffee. I have two cups with milk and then I get dressed and brush my tits’.”